in which a girl shows off some cool things
The person who wrote this was never a ‘Good Guy’. He was always an ‘asshole’.
He carries with him the worst kinds of bad character traits - aggression, misanthropy, egotism; and perhaps worst of all, an entitlement complex. Here it is in full glory - spelling errors, ellipses and all. The sum of his beliefs is that by doing nice things for “Females” he deserves sex as a reward. He is baffled why things never work that way.
The real reason girls never date him is because he hides his misogyny beneath the transparent veneer of being the ‘good guy’ - - the white-knight hero who intends to save the ‘female’ from all the bad men she foolishly dates. She dates bad men of course, because her gender makes her ineffectual and prone to bad decision-making.
On the surface of this ‘good guy’ pretense is someone who appears passive and brooding. A guy no-one would ever date. His approach to love is as formulaic as any romantic comedy: he attempts to pursue an embarrassing life-narrative of trial-and-error stalking tactics (and deniable plausibility) with the vain hope he might one day “get the girl”.
He believes, and will tell himself, that he is the only ‘one’ for her. He manipulates her and places her on a high and narrow pedestal from which there is no escape. He is always there for her, he is always the shoulder to cry on. He is the bleak and boring wallflower, but because he is so sycophantic and self-sacrificing, he believes he deserves her.
One day, when the time comes for his target to finally deny these ‘good guy’ advances, he will crack and tell her what a slut she is. Or maybe not even that - maybe he is so spineless and passive-aggressive, he constructs something as bent and pitiful as this open letter.
Fuck you ‘good guy’.
(and before anyone defends him saying he would never ‘hit a girl’ or some shit, bear in mind this letter openly blames victims of abuse for making the wrong choices)
Also, how the fuck is “he would never hit a girl” a defense? That’s like a baseline of basic fucking human interaction - don’t strike someone who isn’t about to physically fucking harm you. That’s not a point in someone’s favour, that’s like saying “he wore shoes to the restaurant”. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO MANAGE AT LEAST THAT MUCH.
What those guys up there said.
I’m down here being speechless at their awesome and OP’s idiocy.
Reblogging for commentary…
What the comments said…!
(via as-perfect-as-cats)
Source: celeski
proof of existence: Care to help out a transwoman?
Source: artoftranslinessI copied this post off of susan’s
“My local radio station is having this contest, “The Breast Summer Ever” in which the company will fully fund the breast augmentation of the winning woman, on a voting system. I just wanted to bring to your attention that…
i ninja-kicked a glass of milk because i wanted to.
I licked a horse because I have amazing boobs. (it tasted like raisins)
I banged a llama because I’m a pimp.
Source: smashthemirrorhidethehorror
